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Erotic Stockings for your Penis

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A Penis Muff... What is a Penis Muff?

Well a Penis Muff is a crocheted stocking that fits over your penis and scrotum to either keep it warm or make you look hot! This is a very unique clothing accessory that can be used my Exotic Male Dancers or for home play. There is so much sexy bedroom clothing for women, but there really isn’t anything for men. Now there is! And the nice part about the muff is that they are sized for when you are hard and you can stuff it when you are limp and it will always look like you have a BIG package in you pants! So there is many uses for this creative penis wear!

Penis Muffs come in a variety of colors and multi colors. The Crocheted Muffs are made from acrylic yarn and the Sewn Fabric Muffs come in a variety of fabrics and both can be hand washed. We have 3 sizes available. A Small which is perfect for a 5” penis shaft, an Average which fits a 7” penis shaft, and a Large which fits a 8 1/2” penis shaft. Now you can either prefer a snug fit or a loose fit. It is all on personal preference. The scrotum fits in a draw string pouch for comfort and to keep your muff from falling off.
And the best part of our Penis Muffs, is that they are all hand made and we will make it custom for you! All you need to do is give us your measurements in the shopping cart. Then it is truly your Penis Muff!!! Just follow the measuring instructions at the bottom of this page.
So make sure you check out the pictures on the picture page to see what it looks like on a penis. These are addicting and as soon as you purchase on, you will want another in a different color to match all your wardrobe requirements!
We also give volume discounts for clubs when they order for all their dancers!
So take a look below and feel free to email us if you have any questions or comments!




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